Game Of Thrones: Season 7 Finale.

Winter is here… DEATH IS COMING!

Spoiler Alert: They all die at the end, he finds out that’s his father, they find the ghost are the living and they are the real ghost, she sees the father looking alien and comes back with no proof, he finds his son at Sydney, he phoned home and got picked up by his parents. 🙂

First of all.. I am mad we on episode 7 and it is already a damn season finale…. like… All the money HBO is making from this show and they can only come through with 7 episodes? MER!

Now to the topic at hand, (Jamie… no pun intended), Game of Thrones Season 7 Finale! We open up with a whole lot of talking. It was like an episode of 7th Heaven (That’s So Raven). Every body and they momma want to meet back up like they some long lost besties from 3rd grade. Different Characters that have not seen each other in a LONG time finally get to meet up. While they are talking you are like, “Oh shit they gonna be mad, oh wait wait they aren’t mad… wait something about to pop off, oh wait.. nah they cool, they’re still friends… YAY!” Whomp Whomp Whomp. I am surprise they didn’t form one big hugging calming circle and talk about liking sweet tears of joys and unicorns. But for real… everyone is ruthless and tuff in their own ways but this episode everyone wanted to play Patty Cake with each other…

At the meeting of the “Top Dawgs.” I was mad they allowed Cersei to carry on with her stuck up attitude, like slap her, or cut her splits ends off… something. Why do they even need her? She is a non factor… Her Army is half done, none of the other houses have her back, the people do not give a shit about her… she has nothing but her brother and fear… They should’ve just Murder Death Killed her and all that would have been done with… but no…. of course the fun of the game of thrones must continue a little longer… I don’t trust her… her own shadow don’t even trust her… Nothing she did was a surprise… she did let her brother go… I was surprised. I thought he was going to die for a second but… he must give good hugs. HA.

I made a meme!

The next big scene is with Sansa and Arya. Sisters hating on each other… we think Sansa is going bad and turning into a little Cersei…. And Little Finger might make the two Stark Sisters to feud but… we learn his games are over. CHECK MATE BITCH. I knew both Starks were smart enough and new Little Finger was all about lies and he only cared about himself so I already knew he was going to get surprised… *tips forty*

Last but not least.. we are at the wall. Now I was upset because it is known that the army of the dead is on the march and we know they are going to The Wall… so I do not know why the men at The Wall didn’t have scouts out a few days in front of the wall waiting for the army so when they get close enough they can signal the men at The Wall to get ready. Run like Gendry Gump, a raven… smoke signal.. SOMETHING. Like how you wait for the army to come knocking on your door…. aint like they have any Pepsi.
THEY WEREN’T NOT READY. How are you not ready…. like… they were waiting just to see them… no plans… like at the very least DONT EVEN BE THERE…. that was so stupid.

The Night King… he gave the real *gets hard* moment. He was not even playing. Knocking walls down like a Pimp do his hoe when she owes him money. BAM. I was loving the dragon the and all the blue pretty sparklying explosions! YAS! *death drop* It was the only real action in this episode and it was great.*applause*

I was really hoping the real final battle was going to be at the wall… but meh. The march continues and now we have to wait 18 months for Season 8. *sighs* I guess I will have to go walk children in nature to waste time until then.

But Snow and the CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye men… the real bitches in the story. Trying to kill the children of the forrest who ended up making the white walkers to kill y’all dumb carbon base life forms asses and now… they taking over everything… 🙂

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