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Meet Audrey 3 – Venus Fly Trap.

I always loved the movie Little Shop Of Horrors and I use to have a Venus Fly Trap a LONG time ago… it died.
But I bought one on Amazon and it came yesterday. She is so cute! See her eating a fly… fat ass!

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Trophy – Vegas NV / CA / AZ Trip.

So what is new… not a damn thing for the most part…

So I did go on my Vegas Trip after all even thought my back still sucks. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! I stayed at the Stratosphere Hotel and Casino. The tower there has the dopest view I ever saw. The first few days I was running solo but I got to do a lot of sight seeing up and down the Las Vegas Strip. I got to visit Caesars Palace, The Paris Hotel and MGM Grand. They are so nice some are so damn huge! They are each like their own small city. I got to gamble and play 21 Black Jack and play slot machines. I played “Evaders from Planet MOOLAH” the most. It was so much fun…. I won like $200 but then lost like $200 after everything. It’s those damn free drinks! I was tipsy like at 2pm in Paris! CEST TRES DOMAGE, QUI? I got to visit a lot of stores, ate good food… fun times.

By Tuesday night I planned a trip to visit California! Took a Greyhound in the middle of the night to LA, CALI. My buddy Kyle took me all around the land. I went to Hollywood Cali, I got to see the Hollywood Sign, the Chinese Theater. I got to walk down the star strip and see the hand prints and signatures of celebrity. Took a boomer detour into Ghirardelli Chocolate store and got some ice cream, SO GOOD. We drove through Melrose and even went to the pier at Santa Monica, the carnival and the beach was so nice. I wanted to jump in the water but we were on a time schedule to beat that LA traffic.

I met up with my other friend Gladia (she is secretly in love with me since 5th grade). We drove to Long Beach California to stay at the Queen Mary Hotel Ship. It was so cool. It is an old ship like the Titanic that they docked and turned into a hotel. It is said to be haunted and they have all kinda of ghost tours and spiritual ceremonies. I didn’t do any of those but the ship it self was awesome. Everything in the hotel was from the 30s. We went to dinner at Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles. OMG it was so good! I been wanting to go here for so long. Chicken and Waffles… so good. The boomer was quite content!

We staid the night at the Haunted Hotel ship and in the morning drove from Cali to Las Vegas. We were happy to be alive and not possessed, haha. The drive was long but the scenery is beautiful. The cactus were cool to look at.
The next day we went on another adventure… took a tour bus to Arizona to go see the Hoover Dam and The Grand Canyon, one of the natural wonders of the world. The canyon was beautiful and huge. The trip alone to Vegas / Cali for the scenery was worth it alone. The mountains were awesome. The canyon is on a Native American reserve so we got to see Native Americans. Crazy how they were around years ago by the millions and now a days you never get to see them. I got to take some real cool pictures.

We finish the trip by enjoying Las Vegas. We went to so many hotels there. My ass got drunk gambling playing Slot Machines and Black Jack… lost like $500. Thank goodness for ATM Limits if not I would have spent so much more.
I even called customer service to take off the hold of the ATM withdrawal but of course they were closed, which was good. I had fun though. I like gambling just sucks I am not good at it. We even went to see Zumanity Cirque Du Soleil. Which is like a Burlesque, Show Girls style of Cirque Du Soleil which was very fitting for Las Vegas. It was cool and funny.

Eventually it was time to leave. I was so depressed going back to Connecticut. Like who goes back to Connecticut it almost as worst as going back to Jakku. I would love to move there but it is way too damn hot in the summer there… smh. I want to go back… a few more times. So much too do there I haven’t even scratch the surface. I recommend anyone to go and visit. So much fun! Best vacation thus far!

Now I am back to my usual flow of things. Back to work. Back to being a house bum. I was just complaining on Facebook today that there are no new video games out there that I am interested in. This new gaming generation with new gaming consoles… suck. All the new “great” games come short. Only thing I am excited for is the re-release of Bioshock! I love this game so much!! I cannot wait to go back to Rapture… “Would you kindly make a Bioshock 3!?!?!” “Look Mr. Bubbles…. AN ANGEL!” Hopefully some new stuff comes out.

I finally bought a sewing machine! It was $450 but on sale for $150 so I jumped on it. I had it for weeks now but I haven’t even used it yet. I really want to make a costume for Halloween but… I haven’t figured out how to put the damn thread in it, haha. I am just being lazy and nervous on how much the fabrics will cost. Smh. I need to practice on old cloths and make stuff with them and then work on my real costume when I get the hang of it. Donko Swag will soon be in full effect!

I keep coming closer to motivating myself to write fiction more… one day I will write a sentence, then a paragraph then a page and then a chapter and then…. a book. One Day.

On a side note… I been in online disputes about gun violence and religion versus gay rights on Facebook. Really makes me sad there are so many people in the world who are so evil and cruel. These damn Orcs of Mordor, House Of Slytherin, Dark Side Bitches of the world… smh. Like equality for all is just that equality for all. And I do not get why people don’t realize there are like 3,000 different forms of religion all over the world. Have the same equal fair rights for all the people and keep your religious beliefs away from law and government. So simple to me but other humans just want what their beliefs to govern the world and they only want people who look like them to have “equality.” That is not quality or religious freedom… that’s a Religious Dictatorship. *shakes head* So many tens of thousands of years of human history and we still cannot work together for fairness…. this is why Aliens do not come visit… are Humanity is no where near ready.

Well anyways… I am here outside waiting for the cable guy to come and change our cable boxes. I learned this jerks drive by and back like no one was home…. not going to happen today. I am going to call if he is late and get my on time guarantee. Don’t fuck with me fellas! This aint my first time at the rodeo! *snaps*

Peace out you carbon base life forms. 🙂

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A been gone for a minute now I’m back at the Blog Off!

Did he… oh yes he did… POST A NEW BLOG ENTRY! Say Word, Say Sentence, shoot Say PREPOSITIONAL PHRASE!

Oh how you missed me. The minutes, the hours, the days, the weeks, the years with out the presence of “Orlando Soto Jr. Mr. Trophy if ya nasty” to guide you into the future. I know you have been wallowing in your tears and patiently awaiting my return. The wait is over (but might come back again).

Update on My Life:
Life is moving forward. Very uneventful and very monotonous. I am still the same homosapien from the block. I pretty much just work, come home watch movies, play some video games, bother and annoy people around me, stay out of trouble and day dream of developing super powers to save the world from the stupid people that plague us all. Chocolate and chicken are my best friends. I still live with the Goya Clan. Still planning on moving but never go any where. Still paying off college debt. Smh.

The only thing new I have been doing is trying to be more out going. My last year New Years Resolution was to be more outgoing and travel more… so I did. I went to Miami, Chicago, NY, Boston, and Providence. This year I plan to continue with my progress and journey to new worlds withing the continental area of course.

I have plans to go to Las Vegas in two weeks! I am excited about that but… Two weeks ago some heifer going to find herself speeding and ran through a stop sign… and Of-course the powers that be made it so that I was present at that very moment when it would allow her to SMASH her faded 2006 Nissan into my car (that I just bought 2 months ago might I add). So hopefully I feel a little better by then so I can still go if not I will have to cancel. 🙁

2016 has been kinda sucking ass. I had to rush and get a newer car because my old car was messing up. Spent a lot of money there and BAM I get into the car accident. A lot of job drama. Again I become the dope ass employee that does a lot of the work with such golden quality and even train new hires and ONCE AGAIN forced to deal with Catty, Pitiful, Lying Humans that want to make me look bad because they don’t like how good I am and how I defend myself and don’t back down when I know I am right. It is a sad day in America when ADULTS in a Professional Environment behave like high school children. Humans are so flawed. I was born with integrity so it frustrates me when other people lack it.
After that I had some finical BS but that’s getting better. Oh, and I was sick this week. Throwing up like the Exorcist. The power of Christ was not compelling me! It was horrible and I am still healing from the car accident. 🙁

What else what else…

Oh still no cuddle. Yes I said it… STILL NO CUDDLE BUDDY. Those who knew me since back on days know I been waiting a LONG TIME. What happened was… after trying and dealing with so much BS I just quit. I don’t want to waste any more time on short term disappointments. So I decided to save myself for Luke Perry but as I said… still nothing. I kind of don’t mind anymore. I kind of accepted I am always going to be single, eventually look like Santa Claus and be the old funny man with 12 cats… It is what it is. But for real though… if y’all got a brother, cousin, or young uncle… HOOK IT UP. 🙂

Plans for the future:
Just move out on my own. Get these damn school loans down and done with. Keep an eye out for better opportunities and possibly even move out of state (how he moving out of state when he aint even move out the nest yet?).
I would love to get the opportunity to have time to write. I would love to be a fiction writer. I want to learn how to sew so I can make super hero, sci fi type cloths. Could be cool. One day.

Other then that just keep on being me.

Until next time….. stay strong in the force.

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Quick Video of Trophy. Smooches!

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Star Wars Daddy and Son Moment! Too Cute!

Trophy says, “I cannot wait to have a son to do dorky sci fi stuff with.”

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Trophy’s Blog: New Job, 2012 Year Plans, Cuddle Buddy Search, Writer Mode, #RPDR.

[personal mood=”quixotic”] Hey boys and girls… It is I… Trophy… and yea. So… same o shit with me like always yall already know my life never really changes. Monotonous in full effect. One good thing, I finally found a job. I work for Prime Resource ( ). I am a customer service rep via phone and email. I like the job better then my last job, Cablevision. Only thing… this place is a little bit less structure so it is going to take a little while to get use to that. I am a temp and hoping they make me a perm. employee real soon, it doesn’t feel too secure being a temp in there. They started me at $15 an hour since I had years experience. it is a fast pace type of job and it gets real crazy in there. I being manage very well so far I think. I just hope I don’t mess up. Wish me luck guys! The best thing about it, is that the job location is right down the street from my house. I walk there in 10 minutes. So I love that since I lost my car in the summer to a damn drunk idiot driver. Hopefully I save some coins up real soon and get me a new car because I so need one in my life.

Other then working I been coming and and relaxing. I still be playing Xbox 360 and watching movies all day. If I had a car I would attempt to be more out going. But with no car it kinda sucks. Hopefully with this new job I will get some things in my life in order. My goal is new laptop (which I got two weeks ago), new Xbox 360, new cell phone, new car, and Vegas trip for my 30th BDay this year. After that… pay some school loans and old CC bills. Hopefully I can get some of that on the ball and handle what I need to handle.

Been pretty chill past two months. Haven’t been going out that much. Having been doing anything really entertaining or fun. Waiting on the vehicle situation to be fixed so I can try and do more I guess. Still NO CUDDLE BUDDY. Smh to the 5th power. I so need to do a Cuddle Buddy Search and do a mass interview of like 500 guys and pick the best one… or ten… hahaha no…. just FIVE lol…………….. ONE! All I ever wanted was JUST ONE. But CT area sucks in the LOVE department. So again… car… and find me a chulo cuddle buddy from the BX. (if ya know someone.. HOOK ME UP!) [/personal]

[hobby type=”writing” story=”Angen: The Awakening”] I have not been writing fiction since I started working. Wish I hate because I miss writing and it was a new hobby I wanted to really get into. I written already like 200 pages of the Angen: The Awakening story already. I want to be finished by the summer but doesn’t look like that is going to happen. So I need to finish before this year is over. I need to schedule time to write and get my thoughts on paper. I hope I can do it. I think my ideas and the story line would be a success. Just gotta get it out my head and down in a completed work of literature. I have so many more other book ideas. I gotta get to it. [/hobby]

[television show=”Ru Pauls Drag Race” season=”4″] My excitedness for this show has faded as the seasons went on. No this year is a OBVIOUS STAR like we had in past seasons. I didn’t fall in love with no one… well except Jiggly. She ended up being my favorite of the show. Not just cuz of her drag but I like that she is her self and stays true to her self no matter what. I so didn’t like when the other queens were talking junk and being shady towards her. That’s what through me off from Phi Phi. I stop liking her after she played Jiggly.

At this point I don’t even have anyone to cheer for. I did like Latrice, but I didn’t love her style of drag. I hated how her face was always 100 shades lighter then her body. Sharon I like but I only like her spooky look and her spooky look isn’t 100% polished. Chad Michaels is 100% polished but her Drag Looks isn’t new or fresh or even like Exciting… and Phi Phi I like but her attitude sucks. She is shady, talks a lot of shit. I hate how she always acts how everything she does is so damn great. She reminds me of Raven… she has that bitter miserableness that raven had. So I dont know about this Season… I’ll keep watching of course.

EXITED FOR ALL STAR DRAG RACE! I need JUJU, Nina Flowers, Tati, Ongina, Jiggly, Yara Sofia, Manilia, Mariah, Delta, Phi Phi, Sharon, and some others. I hope they pick a lot of the Queens I liked! [/television]

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